I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
