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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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