so explain again why im purple
no
well I can't set my house on fire every night
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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