Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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