can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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