ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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