i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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