remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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