If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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