He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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