awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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