she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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