Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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