There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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