what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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