since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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