so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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