So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president