i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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