he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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