well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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