how can u be prego again
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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