i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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