Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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