i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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