Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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