The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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