Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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