drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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