That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she peed on how many people?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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