ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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