his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Four minutes until I can fart!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
This toilet bowl is my home.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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