yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My liver is preforming stress tests.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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