I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
