whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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