i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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