I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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