no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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