my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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