i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I would fuck him just for his dog
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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