I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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