Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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