I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Will exercising make me less horny?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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