thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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