I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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