i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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