I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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