Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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