Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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