i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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