yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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