Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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