ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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