You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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