The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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