She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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